今天看到这个新闻:
开始看到这个消息,激动的不行,终于在linux内核里面看到中国大陆人的身影了。顺着链接仔细看了一下,原来只改了一行代码:return 0------>return error;基本只能算作review代码的范畴,算是小小的惊喜吧
2008年11月2日星期日
2008年8月1日星期五
KISS
Linux: 有史以来最有趣的自述文件?
matrix 发表于 2008年8月01日 17时18分 星期五 Printer-friendly Email story
来自偶火星?部门
娱乐
gnome-cups-manager是Gnome桌面中的打印机属性管理工具。但是它的自述文件(README File)可能比程序本身更令人感兴趣:
很久很久以前,有一个打印机居住森林里。它很孤独,因为没人知道如何配置它。它希望有人能和它一起玩。
一天,风吹过打印机的小屋,“呼,呼”。打印机开始兴奋起来,也许风可成为它的朋友。
“你愿意做我的朋友吗?”打印机问。
“呼,呼”,风回答。
“什么意思”,打印机问。
“呼,呼”,风回答,它消失了。
打印机搞糊涂了,它把这天剩余的时间都花在思考上,打印纸被卡住了(小小打印机迷糊时就会这么做)。
The Most Interesting README File Ever?
Humor, Linux, Off-Topic July 27th, 2008
Another linux zealot at my old job gave me the heads up on this, it’s directly from gnome-cups-manager, and I thought you would all enjoy it. If you’re not aware, the readme file is for a Gnome graphical front-end for a tool used to manage print queues and adding printers/etc.
The only question is what illicit substances were not consumed during the writing of this file.
gnome-cups-manager
——————
Once upon a time there was a printer who lived in the woods. He was a lonely printer, because nobody knew how to configure him. He hoped and hoped for someone to play with.
One day, the wind passed by the printer’s cottage. “Whoosh,” said the wind. The printer became excited. Maybe the wind would be his friend!
“Will you be my friend?” the printer asked.
“Whoosh,” said the wind.
“What does that mean?” asked the printer.
“Whoosh,” said the wind, and with that it was gone.
The printer was confused. He spent the rest of the day thinking and jamming paper (for that is what little printers do when they are confused).
The next day a storm came. The rain came pouring down, darkening the morning sky and destroying the printer’s garden. The little printer was upset. “Why are you being so mean to me?” he asked.
“Pitter Patter, Pitter Patter,” said the rain.
“Will you be my friend?” the printer asked shyly.
“Pitter Patter, Pitter Patter,” said the rain, and then it left and the sun came out.
The printer was sad. He spent the rest of the day inside, sobbing and blinking lights cryptically (for that is what little printers do when they are sad).
Then one day, a little girl stumbled into the printer’s clearing in the woods. The printer looked at this curious sight. He didn’t know what to think.
The little girl looked up at him. “Will you be my friend?” she asked.
“Yes,” said the printer.
“What is your name?” asked the little girl.
“HP 4100TN”, replied the printer.
“My name is gnome-cups-manager” said the little girl.
The printer was happy. He spent the rest of the day playing games and printing documents, for that is what little printers do when they are happy.
matrix 发表于 2008年8月01日 17时18分 星期五 Printer-friendly Email story
来自偶火星?部门
娱乐
gnome-cups-manager是Gnome桌面中的打印机属性管理工具。但是它的自述文件(README File)可能比程序本身更令人感兴趣:
很久很久以前,有一个打印机居住森林里。它很孤独,因为没人知道如何配置它。它希望有人能和它一起玩。
一天,风吹过打印机的小屋,“呼,呼”。打印机开始兴奋起来,也许风可成为它的朋友。
“你愿意做我的朋友吗?”打印机问。
“呼,呼”,风回答。
“什么意思”,打印机问。
“呼,呼”,风回答,它消失了。
打印机搞糊涂了,它把这天剩余的时间都花在思考上,打印纸被卡住了(小小打印机迷糊时就会这么做)。
The Most Interesting README File Ever?
Humor, Linux, Off-Topic July 27th, 2008
Another linux zealot at my old job gave me the heads up on this, it’s directly from gnome-cups-manager, and I thought you would all enjoy it. If you’re not aware, the readme file is for a Gnome graphical front-end for a tool used to manage print queues and adding printers/etc.
The only question is what illicit substances were not consumed during the writing of this file.
gnome-cups-manager
——————
Once upon a time there was a printer who lived in the woods. He was a lonely printer, because nobody knew how to configure him. He hoped and hoped for someone to play with.
One day, the wind passed by the printer’s cottage. “Whoosh,” said the wind. The printer became excited. Maybe the wind would be his friend!
“Will you be my friend?” the printer asked.
“Whoosh,” said the wind.
“What does that mean?” asked the printer.
“Whoosh,” said the wind, and with that it was gone.
The printer was confused. He spent the rest of the day thinking and jamming paper (for that is what little printers do when they are confused).
The next day a storm came. The rain came pouring down, darkening the morning sky and destroying the printer’s garden. The little printer was upset. “Why are you being so mean to me?” he asked.
“Pitter Patter, Pitter Patter,” said the rain.
“Will you be my friend?” the printer asked shyly.
“Pitter Patter, Pitter Patter,” said the rain, and then it left and the sun came out.
The printer was sad. He spent the rest of the day inside, sobbing and blinking lights cryptically (for that is what little printers do when they are sad).
Then one day, a little girl stumbled into the printer’s clearing in the woods. The printer looked at this curious sight. He didn’t know what to think.
The little girl looked up at him. “Will you be my friend?” she asked.
“Yes,” said the printer.
“What is your name?” asked the little girl.
“HP 4100TN”, replied the printer.
“My name is gnome-cups-manager” said the little girl.
The printer was happy. He spent the rest of the day playing games and printing documents, for that is what little printers do when they are happy.
2008年7月23日星期三
2008年7月21日星期一
2008年7月15日星期二
2008年7月12日星期六
我的ubuntu启动时间
今天认真的拿电子表测了一下我的ubunut的启动时间,
8.04-desktop正式版,amd64*2 4800+,2G内存,
从grub到显示输入密码对话框,一共30s。
8.04-server版本更牛,只要5s。
对比windows 2003server,要3分钟。
8.04-desktop正式版,amd64*2 4800+,2G内存,
从grub到显示输入密码对话框,一共30s。
8.04-server版本更牛,只要5s。
对比windows 2003server,要3分钟。
2008年7月10日星期四
2008年7月3日星期四
2008年6月30日星期一
2008年6月7日星期六
我的LFS已经chroot了
就是6.3版本的第6章
最近每天上班都溜出实验室去搞lfs,我的宿主计算机是我的工位上面的一台p4的电脑,512M内存, 80GB硬盘,很适合搞LFS。
从周一搞到现在,真的对linux的理解前进了一大步,呵呵,LFS真是构建自己的linux系统的一种牛逼的方法。
最近每天上班都溜出实验室去搞lfs,我的宿主计算机是我的工位上面的一台p4的电脑,512M内存, 80GB硬盘,很适合搞LFS。
从周一搞到现在,真的对linux的理解前进了一大步,呵呵,LFS真是构建自己的linux系统的一种牛逼的方法。
Gerard Beekmans真是个天才:)
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